The ability to text message from ANYWHERE on the planet is something new, and gives relationships something they’ve never had before…the ability to keep our relationships exciting, even if we are separated from our lovers.
Now the hard part is trying to be creativity and erotic on your own. While sometimes it just rolls off the tongue, and thinking of what to say is quite easy. Other times, you might receive a sexy message and be dumbfounded on how to respond.
Below is a list of dirty talk messages that should be used when you can’t see the person you want, and your goal is to make them think OBSESS about you and the fact they can’t have you right now.
Some of these dirty talk messages are fun, some are serious, so use them wisely and don’t randomly use them. Sometimes humor when you’re having a seriously sexy chat can spoil the mood.
1. Hi. I’m horny.
2. I just thought about how awesome you are. And how awesome I am. Let’s hook up!
3. If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the McSexy!
4. You’re so f’n sexy!!
5. I want you right NOW.
6. The thought of you is turning me on!
7. Can you send me a picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
8. I can’t wait to see you later
9. You are SO hot
10. I love your body
11. I’ve been thinking about you ALL day
12. You make me want to do BAD things to you…and myself;)
13. I’m so h*rd/w3t right now
14. I would give anything to be with you right now!
15. I’ll be waiting for you later…naked;)
16. You can do whatever you want
17. The fact I can’t have you right now makes me want you MORE
18. What would YOU do to ME?
19. I’ve never been so turned on by someone!
20. I’ve NEVER wanted someone like I want you
21. You’d look so hot going down on me:)
22. No one does me like you!
23. I want you so bad I don’t notice anyone else
24. I’ve never met someone who turns me on like you!
25. You have the nicest a$$ on the planet, is it real?
26. Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend!
27. What are you wearing?
28. Your body makes me happy
29. I’m not wearing any underwear… maybe I can wear you later
30. Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
31. Can I please be your slave tonight?
32. Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated?
33. God must have been in a very good mood the day we met.
34. I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
35. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
36. I wonder what our children will look like.
37. I’d like to name a multiple orgasm after you!
38. I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
39. I’ve got a condom with your name on it.
40. Picture this, you, me, bubble baths, and a bottle of champagne.
41. What do you like for breakfast?
42. Why don’t you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight???
43. Will you marry me for just one night?
44. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?;)
45. Don’t be so picky… I wasn’t! Just kidding, I love you
46. You want me. I can smell it.
47. Damn…..your ass is fine! Want to come see mine?
48. You’re like pizza. Even when you’re bad, you’re good.
49. I would lose my wallet just to see you right now
50. I’m in one of those ‘you could do whatever you want moods’ too bad you’re not here
51. Got any raisins? (No.) Then how about a date?
52. Milk does the body good, but damn how much did you drink?
53. Do you sleep on your stomach? (yes/no) Can I?
54. You so fine!
55. I say we Déjà vu last night all over again later?
56. Hi. My name is (name). I’ll be your play toy tonight.
57. Are you a virgin? (No.) Prove it!
58. My bedroom has a very interesting ceiling…
59. So what did you think of me last night? Pretty fantastic eh?
60. You’re on my list of things to do tonight.
61. OH GOD! OH GOD! Just practicing;)
62. Do you know how to use a whip? hehe
63. I’m drunk:)
64. Didn’t anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me??? I thought you knew!
65. Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!?
66. Your place or mine?
67. You *will* come home with me tonight (Jedi mind trick)
68. I’m gay, think you can convert me?
69. I’m just looking for a friend with benefits (Uhm?) No not sex. A car, nice stuff, etc. Get your mind out of the gutter.
As always we had a lot of fun putting together this list. We know that we’ve missed some GREAT dirty talk lines so please feel free to comment some of your favorite messages.